Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Someone came in the potted fern
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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