if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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