We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Ketchup is God's man juice
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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