You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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