Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You have to summon your inner elephant
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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