i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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