Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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