Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No subtext here. People are naked.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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