That's intense
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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