Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
