i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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