Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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