And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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