found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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