I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
try to milk me bitch
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