Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
