Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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