how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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