God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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