Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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