Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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