I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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