Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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