seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Randomize
