Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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