Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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