I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
