He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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