Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Hello my rib-scented angel!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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