Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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