You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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