And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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