but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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