when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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