Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
As shirtless as possible
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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