i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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