I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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