bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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