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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.

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You literally chaperoned my booty call.

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(406): View more from Montana

He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.

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