Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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