What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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