So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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