i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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