I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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