question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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