Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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