i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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