glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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