clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
