We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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