If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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