i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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