Sry I called you an 8
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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