Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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